the professional appreciator

It appears that Lane Kiffin is attempting to out-douche Bono.  I mean, say what you want about Bono’s smarmy, self-important, preachy douchebaggery, at least he didn’t promise The Edge he’d stay with U2 forever, and then jump ship to front a reunited Skid Row (think about it, that is one hell of an aprorpos metaphor . . .) Now Lane’s managed to anger Jeff Fisher to the point they’ve gotten lawyers involved.  FEAR THE ‘STACHE, Lane, and just go away.